Well I'm back and my story for today isn't over just yet. The fuzz showed with this guy Antonio and he started babling about how he rescued Cesario from a ship wreck and was helping him get back on his feet. Everything was normal until Cesario claimed that he had no clue of what the hell was going on. I really hate when normal shit gets complicated. Anyways, to make things more complicated the sexy Olivia shows up and starts talking about how Cesario ditched her today after they got married. I turn my head for one second and the woman of my dreams gets MARRIED...
Then a man who looks like Cesario showed up followed by sir Toby and sir Andrew who were both bleeding and Olivia's servant Malvolio who was pissed off and talking about some letter. All I know is someone better start to explain themselves before I take this to the matter of the fuzz.
Sincerely,
The really confused Duke. :P
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Act 5 Scene 1
Dear blog,
Today I was minding my own business when I bumped into Olivia's servents, one of which was the clown who played that beautiful song in the time that I was chillin on my couch thinking about Olivia. Well that clown was babling on about something no one could understand. A person would think when you ask someone a simple question like how are you doing, they would answer back with a simple sentence, but this guy has to make everything he says complicated. Anyways, I felt bad for the guy so I gave him some cash since I'm filthy rich. Then a guy by the name of Antonio who used to fight on the streets and steal money from people showed up and my servant Cesario said this was the dude who saved him... Well I've got to go to the washroom so I'll be back shortly.
:)
Today I was minding my own business when I bumped into Olivia's servents, one of which was the clown who played that beautiful song in the time that I was chillin on my couch thinking about Olivia. Well that clown was babling on about something no one could understand. A person would think when you ask someone a simple question like how are you doing, they would answer back with a simple sentence, but this guy has to make everything he says complicated. Anyways, I felt bad for the guy so I gave him some cash since I'm filthy rich. Then a guy by the name of Antonio who used to fight on the streets and steal money from people showed up and my servant Cesario said this was the dude who saved him... Well I've got to go to the washroom so I'll be back shortly.
:)
Act 2 scene 4
Dear blog,
If love is another word for disappointment then I am definately in love. Once again I try to convince the love of my life that I'm the one for her and I'm turned down instantly. Today was just another day of sitting on the couch and getting my servents to do whatever the hell I told them. I have a new servent though, who goes by the name of cesario. He puts a smile on face so thats why I keep him around. What's funny is the conversation I had with this young boy today. I talked to him about the troubles I'm having with the ladies and he seemed to have no clue about what I was getting at. Then I asked him if he had ever been in love before and he responded by saying he had fallen in love with some chick who was my age. I guess he likes a woman who can mother him. This young fool probably has some mother issues or something, anyways it isn't any of my business so I'm just going to stick with my own lady problems.
Sincerely,
the Duke :(
If love is another word for disappointment then I am definately in love. Once again I try to convince the love of my life that I'm the one for her and I'm turned down instantly. Today was just another day of sitting on the couch and getting my servents to do whatever the hell I told them. I have a new servent though, who goes by the name of cesario. He puts a smile on face so thats why I keep him around. What's funny is the conversation I had with this young boy today. I talked to him about the troubles I'm having with the ladies and he seemed to have no clue about what I was getting at. Then I asked him if he had ever been in love before and he responded by saying he had fallen in love with some chick who was my age. I guess he likes a woman who can mother him. This young fool probably has some mother issues or something, anyways it isn't any of my business so I'm just going to stick with my own lady problems.
Sincerely,
the Duke :(
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